How it all began: 31/12/09 -

So here it is my narcassistic page of golden syrup on toast and there you are the faceless crown i'm telling my tale to, gratis therapy of the 21st century....

You my lil blogger friends are invited along for the ride but i'm warning you now, it ain't going to be easy as we both know its not like it is in the movies... this is going to be one gnaryly self absorbed, rocky road and you'll need to pull your socks up if you are going to keep up!





Thursday 20 March 2014

Still Blogging ...


For those of you who were following here but felt I had stopped blogged here's the latest link.  I've gone through a few quiet phases since this whole thing began back at NY 2009 and a lot has happened since then.  Keep following:

http://ser3ndipity3.blogspot.co.uk/

Friday 15 April 2011

I'm Back

For those of you newly following the blog, and those of you who were following last year... I'm back!

New URL, slightly different agenda.

Here's the link:  http://ser3ndipityx.blogspot.com/2011/04/im-back.html

Blog goes live tomorrow x

Friday 7 January 2011

Over & Out

New Year didn't go exactly as planned but it was just what I needed.

Six came over and we got ready together, we met Red and a few of her friends in a bar and then headed to the venue where we spent the evening dancing, talking to people and being flirted with.  When the bells struck I wasn't looking for someone to kiss and in fact turned down opportunities to do so.  I just relished the moment that 2010 had ended and the next part of my life had started.

I didn't think about Mr X or what he was doing once and on top of it all, I finally started to feel like while 2010 was one of the most fluctuant of my life, its events might somehow all be for the greater good.  The photos of the night that marked this end of an era were also epic.

Yes bloggers, the trip has been gnarly and as suspected... self absorbed but I think I may have managed to salvage the part of me that I was looking for and have dragged her into 2011.

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I haven't blogged for a couple of days as things have been pretty full on.  I kissed a boy and I liked it, someone I told you a little bit about before I think.  Anyway it was completely unexpected but something clicked.  Talk about when least expected.  I'm not sure where it will go and I know I'm nowhere near a place where I can focus on anyone other than me but it just goes to show how differently a year can start and end.

 

 
This is Ser3ndipity, for the last time. Over and out.

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Take That - Never Forget

Friday 31 December 2010

Goodbye 2010

Well New Years Eve/Hogmanay is here my lil bloggers and so far things are going to plan.

I've really enjoyed our year together which is something I didn't expect considering the start up of this blog was a whim a year ago today.  Almost 700 hits this week means that somewhere out there are people that have enjoyed reading and have followed my bitter sweet page of golden syrup on toast; and that I am signing off on a high.

I would have liked to be logging out tomorrow with a hunky guy in tow, a more together me and 101 other things like a lottery win, but you know as well as I do that life doesn't work like that.  I don't think I have done too badly though - most the challenges I set myself throughout the year I followed through on - the good the bad and the ugly repercussions following. 

Ok take back the going to plan part... Red just called and has been hustled into a family thing so can't meet until 9:30 and as its a small one this year (as I was meant to be going to Edin but had to change plans with the weather last week as it was too risky), this leaves me and Harmony (who drinks little to nothing since the gastric band) until we meet.  I have a feeling that I may be a drunk little Ser3ndipity by the time we meet, especially as Walliams and his friends will be here.  Will I let it bring me down tho... No, I sure as hell won't!

I'll log in for my final blog tomorrow and tell you any juice from the night.  You never know, I might be swept off my feet by a super hot amazing guy at the stroke of midnight :)

Have a great New Year bloggers and I will see you in 2010.

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2010 you have been a rollercoaster.... I will not be sorry to see you go so 2011 and I can kick back with a glass or Pinot and give you the finger!

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Auld Lang Syne (Punk Styleee - would you expect any different?) - The Baghdaddios

Thursday 30 December 2010

3 Days Left

Well bloggers we have been together almost a year now... it seems like just yesterday I had been screwed around for New Year and decided to make this little venture, and yet at the same time I feel I have been writing to you and spilling the beans on the ins and outs of my life for forever!

Have you enjoyed the journey?

I'm not sure I've accomplished everything I had set out to do but there have been some interesting events along the way...
  • Auditioning for a band
  • Bringing in my 28th birthday by crowd surfing at a gig wearing pink wellies
  • Changing my hair from long and blonde to dark and brunette
  • Hitting an all time low and being prescribed 'happy pills', then self anti-prescribing them
  • Joining Roller Derby
  • Moving in 'Roomie' A mental flatmate
  • Balloo climbing into my bed uninvited
  • Internet dating and being force fed sushi
  • Ex boyfriends and flings getting in touch and sending me sexts unexpectedly
  • Travelling to Download festival with two randoms I had never met and sleeping in a barge in a hippie commune
  • Finding someone that made me think I want to date again in the gorgeous tattoo'd and pierced De Longue
  • Jury Duty
  • Getting micro-dermal piercings on a whim
  • Going through a seriously horny patch
  • Getting a tattoo on a slightly bigger whim
  • Going through a broody patch
  • Enduring the trauma that was the Shouching incident and having the word 'Shoucher' published on Urban Dictionary
  • Hosting what turned out to be an Epic Halloween party
  • Speed Dating
Yep, it has been a pretty eventful year when you look at it like that  =)

I have however just realised that my promises to hit the wicked world of chat roulette was never played out and so tonight, so I can add it to the above list, I will log on and report back before the blog ends.  Consider it my last piece of random filth just for you.

Will you miss me?

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Frou Frou - Let Go


Wednesday 29 December 2010

Iris

OMG I am soooooooooo Kate Winslet's character Iris in The Holiday!!

I'm also in live with Jude Law's character. *sigh


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Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw

When the Stars Align

I have a feeling that while 2010 has been nothing but an uphill struggle for me emotionally and mentally 2011 will somehow fall into place.  The fog will lift, the stars will somehow align and for the first time in a long time luck will go my way.

I'm not one of those people that sees the new year as a fresh start or a new beginning, but this year I just have that feeling and I'm really looking forward to it.  I mean, I can't possibly start of the New Year as terribly as last year and so already things are looking up.

I didn't meet Red today as she is feeling under the weather so we are going to meet for a quick coffee and to pick up our New Years Eve tickets tomorrow and then its back to bed with her so she is feeling 100% for the 31st.

El Dempasso, OOJ and (I'm not sure if I gave this guy a name - I really should have kept track - I'll call him Radiohead as one of the reasons we ended up together was because I fell for his voice when he sang to me a song by the goo goo dolls and recently sent me a clip of him singing radiohead) Radiohead, all asking if I wanted to meet up for drinks.  I just have to find men equally if not more keen in this coming year :)  I think it will be a long time before I let someone else in but I am definitely ready for some fun and the tingle of first kisses again.

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The song today is sung by a guy that my family mentioned over Christmas looks a lot like Mr X... I can kind of see it.
Olly Murs - Please Don't Let Me Go

Tuesday 28 December 2010

Chillaxing & Complaints

I've had a really relaxed day today... in fact, i'm still in my PJs :)  I got my shopping delivered this morning, mooched about in front of the tv this lunchtime, had a couple of drinks this afternoon, a tasty dinner, read a little and watched I am Legend.

I've been texting Balloo, El Dempasso, OOJ, Pooch, my brother and my mum for entertainment.

Its great to be in a clean, tidy and peaceful flat for a change, I just wish I had a couple more days of it.  Walliams is back on the 30th and I'm meeting Red tomorrow so I imagine today will need to be my fill of alone time for a while.

Ok so Christmas update.

Mum was on good form and joined in with things with the nephews this time around which was good.  We played the good old post-it note on the head game, monopoly, frustration and cards over the course.  My brother and I got to chat a lot and get a little drunk so that was great.  And, the Christmas presents seemed to go down well so I haven't lost my touch yet... yet!

I got a hat from mum, a candle from my nephews, perfume and a willow tree figure from Mr X and a 'make your own morph' kit and 'what would you do for a fiver' book from Herb. 

Balloo wasn't too impressed with his subscription to match.com from Herb and I, he asked how much it was to pay the money back - we refused to say, he said he wouldn't log in - he did, he said he would delete his profile - he didn't, he said he wouldn't use it - so far... he hasn't :(   I really do hope he uses it, I mean if he wanted to be single then fine, or if he was happy finding someone the usual way fine, but the reality is that he whines about being single all the time!!! Via text, on the phone, on facebook, in person... and we are all sick of it!  Sick of listening to it when he is doing bugger all about changing it.  If he doesn't use it at all I think my head might explode next time he complains.

Arrghhhhhh! People like that so annoy me.  People have bigger problems and get on with it.  I have bigger problems and get on with it.  So do something about it, or shut up.

Self Pity: D H Lawrence
I never saw a wild thing
sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a boug
without ever having felt sorry for itself.

Monday 27 December 2010

Trade..?

Here is my proposal...

I will trade a photo of me in return for a photo of you. But, I will only trade with the first 5 people that email me.

Offer expires in 24hrs

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Linkin Park - Dust in the Wind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOCfbd_3UsU

Home

I'm back... I'm back home!

I'm shattered but i'm back.  I'll fill you in fully tomorrow bloggerino's.

x

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Girls Aloud - The Promise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qxUqwrNDA

Saturday 25 December 2010

Tipsy

Drunk with family and loving it... Even if it is a rather quiet and understated day.

Happy Christmas


Happy Christmas bloggers!

I hope you are all well and are spending the day somewhere that makes you happy found something that makes you smile.

Ps: I have it on good authority that Santa still gives presents to people on the naughty list if the act that got you there gave him a chuckle ;)

Xx

Friday 24 December 2010

Avocaat & Snowballs

I'm still on my phone and limited net so I'll just give you a run down in brief.

Water outage, no shower, walk to shops to carry back a crap load of water. Quick online chat with Mr X before his holiday flight home. Unexpected but fun chat with OOJ about christmas and random things. Trip to my brothers where I'm staying tonight and tomorrow. Catchup with him and sister in law. Chinese food. Snowballs (Mmmmm) and Chinese food (not so Mmmmm). A game of cluedo with my nephews. A game of guess the present if given random clues with the nephews. Gf chat with the nephews. A shower (yey! water at my brothers) in a house with a semi-broken boiler (not so yey). Peep show. Port and lemonade. Another port and lemonade. Chat over my brother and sister in laws plans to foster. Cheesecake making. Peep show. Text from mr x to say his plane has landed at his Xmas destination. Game of dead leg with my youngest nephew. Brussel sprout dog farts. Bed.


Thursday 23 December 2010

Choo choo spew

Im still on a phone with limited net bloggers so another short one.

The train journey to the family Christmas was awful, roasting packed train, I had a seat but it was backwards and the worst bit... Right beside a stinking poo splattered (I'm guessing from the smell) toilet of doom! 20mins in and I had to spend the rest of the journey taking myself out of being sick! £90 for a ticket and I was no better off than hitch hiking with a soiled nappy tied to my face.

My dad died 9yrs ago today so it's been up and down emotionally for me today. Mum and I sat on her bed drinking hot choc and watching tv while giggling and laughing earlier. Did the both of us good I think.



Wednesday 22 December 2010

Packing and Pricks

I'm on my phone and it's almost midnight so I'm going to keep this short or I'll bf typing forever just to get 1/2 a story out.

Walliams is officially off my Christmas card list... Officially! I gave his Xmas present (a bottle of posh mulled wine and a box of blacks organic chocs to mr x tonight as he had forgotten to buy for someone and I had decided Walliams was a prick). I will fill you in on the details tomorrow.

Got a train to catch in a dew hours so I'll update you on the details when I'm On it an surfing the free first class wifi.

night bloggers x

Tuesday 21 December 2010

Perspiring Alcohol

I just came from mr x's where I had been an hour or so to find Walliams slumped against our next door neighbours door drunk as a skunk.

Barely able to stand he was smelling like a brewery, is as white as a sheep with purple lips, has black eyes his pupils are that dilated, can barely speak let alone string a sentence together... And once helped into the flat got lost looking for the toilet.

Let's hope he is so drunk all he can do is sleep because anything else and this is gonna be a looooong night!

Wakey Wakey

My morning was a break from what has been the norm today...

I awoke to a text from El Dempasso saying he had logged into an application on his iPhone from yonks ago which he had set my profile picture to a photo of my breasts.  I used the application way back when we were flirting etc.  Anyway the giggle over that soon turned into some saucy texts and before I knew it I had recieved a photo of his cock and so decided to start the day with a visit to my bottom bedside draw and the bunny!  It would have been rude not to!

This afternoon I went to get my hair done for the festive period before making a huge hairstyle change for my appointment booked in the new year. I'm thinking blonde again with some seriously outrageous flashes of colour (all of which that can be hidden for any kind of work related activity) but am open to suggestions.

Not sure if I'm going to make the family christmas, trains have been cancelled today and the weather is only set to get worse over the next few days - watch this space.

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2 Live Crew - Me So Horny

Monday 20 December 2010

I'm Back

I can see again so lets see if I can get you up to speed.  In no particular order...

My flat is a total disaster zone, Walliams is despite in his coursework despite gaining an extension for everything.  This has resulted in many 3am 4 course meal cooking sessions (he is a weird little badger), a distinct lack of showers for him (yuck), and accompany that with me not being well and so not doing things... a flat that looks as if WW3 has just kicked off there.

Balloo was meant to be staying at my flat as he was in town for a gig on Thursday night, but as I was feeling about as sociable as a fish on a sunbed he met up with someone else and crashed at their place.  He shot down to London yesterday and was meant to be here tonight but is currently struggling to get back up so we have called another rain check.  I posted his Christmas present this morning.

Herb arrived 1am Saturday morning after a delayed journey from up North for a wedding on Saturday.  We headed into town Christmas shopping yesterday before the snow kicked in quite heavily and we had to head back to the flat.  We amused ourselves last night by getting Balloo's Christmas present sorted - a 3month subscription to Match.com to give him the push up the bum he needs to get dating.  We have pimped his profile, set up an email address and he is good to go for when he opens his present on Christmas day - A card with a picture of breasts on the front containing the details he needs to log in and meet lil miss perfect. 

I met Red this evening after Herb left for a quick pre-christmas catchup.  We headed out for a quick bite to eat (mmmmmm nacho's) and a couple of cocktails before jumping a taxi as despite my brisk walk into town the temperature had dropped from the -6 it had been to -10 and so was deemed too cold to walk home.

I popped over to Mr X's when I got back for 10mins or so, he was in a grouch which seems to be the way of things at the moment as he is being abused by work and never has any spare time and is useless at pushing back.  I dropped off his xmas present and gifts for his sister and neice and am now sat on my couch wirting this blog to you that I started at 1 o'clock this afternoon.

If i write anymore this blog will be overkill so I'll love ya and leave ya.

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First Christmas song this year!
The Pogues - Fairytale of New York
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q

Friday 17 December 2010

Migrane

Hello,

Serious case of migrane going on at this end the last 3 days and still today... hence no blog.  I'll be back online when I can log on for longer than 30seconds without feeling like an axe is going through my head.

I did find the track that I was trying to remember in the 'Cat Wars' blog so here it is along with the video I was describing (just give it a few seconds to kick in)

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DeVotchka - How It Ends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOnjvj5OhKA

Tuesday 14 December 2010

No Reply

Arggghhh it annoys me so much when you hear from a person lots as soon as they want something and then after that its like they can't even be bothered to reply to a message... And no, I'm not talking about one particular person it seems to be a bit of a theme at the moment and one I'm going to put a stop to right now.

I've not felt great today so nothing much to report as I've had the social interactions of a hermit.  I did however text Avril as it was her birthday today, so we are meeting early week for a boozy lunch which I am sure could be interesting.

No photo or music today as for some reason the blog server is rejecting my requests... It seems i'm being ignored from all angles today.