How it all began: 31/12/09 -

So here it is my narcassistic page of golden syrup on toast and there you are the faceless crown i'm telling my tale to, gratis therapy of the 21st century....

You my lil blogger friends are invited along for the ride but i'm warning you now, it ain't going to be easy as we both know its not like it is in the movies... this is going to be one gnaryly self absorbed, rocky road and you'll need to pull your socks up if you are going to keep up!





Friday, 26 November 2010

Coming of Age

I read an article in a magazine today that was harping on about our first sexual experiences and how they change us forever and play a huge part in who we become - I'm not sure I buy it.

I had to think really really hard to remember what mine was and then when I did, I was shocked at myself and it made me giggle.  Kissing boys in the cupboard - no, playing i'll show you mine if you show me yours - no.  Give up?

My first sexual experience ladies and gentlemen was playing 'make believe' with the two girls from next door in my bedroom doing something that in 2010 terms would be called 'tribbing'.  Yes thats right bloggers, I was a hmmm 7/8yr wild child!
So what does that mean, I should be some lipstick lesbian or butch dyke?  Who knows.  All I can say for certain is... I <3 boys.

Anyway I'm sure that has given you some food for thought - Ciao Bella.
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Sophie B. Hawkins - Damn I wish I was your Lover

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