How it all began: 31/12/09 -

So here it is my narcassistic page of golden syrup on toast and there you are the faceless crown i'm telling my tale to, gratis therapy of the 21st century....

You my lil blogger friends are invited along for the ride but i'm warning you now, it ain't going to be easy as we both know its not like it is in the movies... this is going to be one gnaryly self absorbed, rocky road and you'll need to pull your socks up if you are going to keep up!





Friday 3 September 2010

The Hunt

As the freaks, geeks and rockstars come and go today to look at the flat I thought I would keep you informed, let you know how I get on, share the love and all that jazz.  You didn't think you were getting off the hook that easily did you?

Number1
Miss no speak English - A Spanish girl with an exceptionally poor grasp of the language although endeering and really sweet all the same.  In the UK for 9mths to teach spanish as a foreign language.  There isn't really anything else to say she was a tad non descript.

Number2
Mr Late - A guy who encompasses the Family guy sterotype of what a Brit should look like - mousey brown hair, massive teeth, weird chat and about as interesting as a smack in the face with a paving slab.  Looking for a flat for 2yrs to complete his degree at University (same as mine).

Number 3
Mr Hometown - A guy brought up a 10min car journey away from where I grew up as a kid - blast from the past accent big time!  Sound as a pound, really nice guy in his 4th year Uni, has a gf but she lives in Norway so purrrfect and due to the fact he is from the same hometown area(ish) as me, a spade is a spade so I imagine we would be able to make a flatshare work.  Looking for a flat for 1yr to finish Uni (same as mine) and then he will relocate to be with his gf.

Number4
The crazy aunt - A yoga instructor, trained masseuse and cook who works on expensive yachts and boats who wants to set a base in this city.  She is really nice, interesting and has a total zest for life.  37.  Looking for a place to call home so no specific time frame.


Number5
Miss  - A postgrad student from Canada.  A really nice girl, she came with her mum but really because she landed yesterday and doesn't know the area/uk at all rather than the hold my hand kind thing.  I could see myself living with her, but you know when there is something you can't quite put your finger on... Looking for a 1yr lease to cover her masters at University (same as mine).


Number 6
The No show.


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