How it all began: 31/12/09 -

So here it is my narcassistic page of golden syrup on toast and there you are the faceless crown i'm telling my tale to, gratis therapy of the 21st century....

You my lil blogger friends are invited along for the ride but i'm warning you now, it ain't going to be easy as we both know its not like it is in the movies... this is going to be one gnaryly self absorbed, rocky road and you'll need to pull your socks up if you are going to keep up!





Tuesday 21 December 2010

Perspiring Alcohol

I just came from mr x's where I had been an hour or so to find Walliams slumped against our next door neighbours door drunk as a skunk.

Barely able to stand he was smelling like a brewery, is as white as a sheep with purple lips, has black eyes his pupils are that dilated, can barely speak let alone string a sentence together... And once helped into the flat got lost looking for the toilet.

Let's hope he is so drunk all he can do is sleep because anything else and this is gonna be a looooong night!

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